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So many wankers in the world, sometimes it’s hard to tell them apart. Thankfully we’ve narrowed down a few of the key groups to save you time when buying the perfect gift.

Is Mindy from HR always banging on about her Vegan lifestyle? We’ve got just the thing for you.

Is Angelica bragging about how she mastered the downward dog at Yoga? Look no further.

Birthday wanker

Product Code: WR005

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Wahey, it's your birthday. Doesn't stop you being a wanker.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

Wahey, it's your birthday..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Fitness wanker

Product Code: WR006

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You already know who you're getting this for. That person always clogging up your news feed...




You already know who you'..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Gym wanker

Product Code: WR007

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Protein shake at the ready!

Protein shake at the read..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Just a wanker

Product Code: WR012

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sometimes you don't even need an excuse to call someone a wanker.

Sometimes you don't even ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

New car wanker

Product Code: WR008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Oooh would you look at that shiny new car, you posh twat.

Oooh would you look at th..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

New home wanker

Product Code: WR002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Be the first to add to unnecessary stuff to your friend's new home with a folded piece of card.

Be the first to add to un..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

New job wanker

Product Code: WR001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You - Yay, you've got a new job.

*You on the inside* -  Fuck off you new job wanker

You - Yay, you've got a n..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sassy wanker

Product Code: WR004

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

We all know a Sassy Wanker, tell yours you love them. BRING ON THE SASS!

We all know a Sassy Wanke..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Selfie wanker

Product Code: WR010

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Stop wafting that selfie stick in my face or I'm gonna shove it up your arse.

Stop wafting that selfie ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Uni wanker

Product Code: WR011

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Congratulations of getting into uni, wanker.

Congratulations of gettin..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Vegan wanker

Product Code: WR003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Stop showing off with your lettuce!

Stop showing off with you..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Yoga wanker

Product Code: WR009

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You do yoga? Please tell us more.

You do yoga? Please tell ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
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