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INSULTING

You’ll find some of our funnier cards here. Sometimes just one word is enough to show someone how you really feel about them.



Attention seeking wanker

Product Code: INSLT002

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For that friend that makes it all about them.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an addition coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

For that friend that make..
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BITCH

Product Code: BAW020

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There always one friend with a face like a slapped arse.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


There always one friend w..
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C / U / N / T

Product Code: INSLT003

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A softer way to tell your friends what you think of them.

A softer way to tell your..
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CUNT

Product Code: INSLT009

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Who's a cunt?     --> THIS GUY <--

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

New
Who's a cunt?  ..
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Fridge magnet cunt

Product Code: HB003

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Admit it, we've all done this to our fridge at some point.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Admit it, we've all done ..
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Fucktard

Product Code: INSLT010

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Fucktard: Noun - a contemptible or stupid person.

Fucktard: Noun - a contem..
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Happy birthday you cock hungry whore

Product Code: HB001

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What better way to let your friend know they've been fucking too many strangers?
What better way to let yo..
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MORON

Product Code: BAW016

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Sick of that dumb shit you spend time with? Tell them.

Sick of that dumb shit yo..
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NT - CU

Product Code: INSLT011

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Them: What does NT mean?

You: Turn it over

Them: Oh, you cheeky twat



SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Them: What does NT mean?Y..
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Prick

Product Code: BAW013

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You're a prick. And we thought you should know it.

You're a prick. And we th..
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Shit boyfriend

Product Code: INSLT007

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Leave a few hints, he might change.
Leave a few hints, he mig..
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Slag

Product Code: BAW012

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You're starting to get a reputation...

You're starting to get a ..
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Tiny dick

Product Code: INSLT001

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Well this is awkward...

Well this is awkward.....
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TOSSER

Product Code: BAW017

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Tossssssseerrrrrrr!

Tossssssseerrrrrrr!..
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VIRGIN

Product Code: BAW019

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Know someone who needs to step up their tinder game? Let them know you're here for them.
Know someone who needs to..
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WANKER

Product Code: BAW018

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Get that dick out of your hand! and open your presents.

Get that dick out of your..
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Well done in your exams, you're a grade A cunt

Product Code: CNGRAT002

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Congratulations you clever little shit.

Congratulations you cleve..
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Whore

Product Code: BAW011

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W-H-O-R-E

Do we need to spell it out any clearer?

W-H-O-R-E Do we need to s..
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You sir, are a cunt

Product Code: INSLT004

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We can try and be polite about it, but it's true.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


We can try and be polite ..
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Your breath stinks of dog shit

Product Code: INSLT008

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Do us all a favour and brush those fucking teeth!

Do us all a favour and br..
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Your cock smells of camembert

Product Code: LV007

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Someone say CHEEEEESE! Now go give it a wash you dirty bastard.

Someone say CHEEEEESE! No..
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