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LGBT

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Some girls like girls. Some boys like boys. Some people like both (the greedy sods). But at the end of the day, love is love; so let’s celebrate the cheeky way. Perfect for gay, lesbian, straight, in the closet, undecided or any other label you so wish.



50 shades of gay

Product Code: LGBT009

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

For that friend who is all types of homosexual.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an addition coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


For that friend who is al..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Can we tell people you're gay yet?

Product Code: LGBT001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

C'mon! You know. We know. Let's just have a coming out party.

C'mon! You know. We know...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Clam lapper

Product Code: LGBT003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Some girls just like to lick fanny.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Some girls just like to l..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Cock breath

Product Code: LGBT011

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Your breath smells a bit like.... COCK

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.



Your breath smells a bit ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Gay and gothic

Product Code: LGBT008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Not everything gay involves rainbows.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Not everything gay involv..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Happy birthday you massive cum guzzler

Product Code: HB007

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
What's that on your lip? Oh it's jizz, again. You dutty fucker.
What's that on your lip? ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Happy birthgay

Product Code: LGBT007

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You know how we arrived at this card. Punny little fucker's aren't we.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

You know how we arrived a..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Homiesexual

Product Code: LGBT002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Everyone has a gay homie. Give some love to your HOMIESEXUAL.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Everyone has a gay homie...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

I'm a mother fucking unicorn

Product Code: MISC001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

We all have a crazy friend who thinks they're a unicorn.

We all have a crazy frien..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Love your hairy meat flaps

Product Code: LV008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

We know you've given up on the razor but we love you anyway.

We know you've given up o..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Muff muncher

Product Code: LGBT006

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Everyone needs something to munch on. Occasionally it's muff.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Everyone needs something ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

So gay you can't even drive straight

Product Code: LGBT005

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Good luck at a roundabout.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Good luck at a roundabout..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Todger dodger

Product Code: LGBT010

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Know someone who avoids penis like the plague?

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Know someone who avoids p..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You dropped your gay card

Product Code: LGBT013

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

No, you really did. Each card comes with an empowering GAY CARD that drops from the card, and you get to keep it for life.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


No, you really did. Each ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You give me a wide on

Product Code: GWS002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

A card to show your foof's appreciation...

A card to show your foof'..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Your cock smells of camembert

Product Code: LV007

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Someone say CHEEEEESE! Now go give it a wash you dirty bastard.

Someone say CHEEEEESE! No..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
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