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Cheeky finger blast?

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Fingering is under rated and we're bringing it back.

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Heartfelt cunt

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Mixed feelings about your partner? We've got you covered.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


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I fucking love you more than Kanye loves Kanye

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We're not entirely sure it's possible, but it's a lovely sentiment.

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I love you almost as much as masturbating

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It's a toss up, but masturbating wins hands down.

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I love you even when you QUEEF

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Perfect for that friend who's always farting from their front bum.
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I love you from the bottom of my cock

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When you're a heartless prick it actually means a lot.

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I love you like a clit loves a tongue

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Well this is clearly one of THE CUNNING LINGUIST'S favourites... Cunnilingus = Love

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I love you like the clap loves a whore

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I love your hairy balls

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Throw that razor in the bin and get your sack out.

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Tiny dick

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Well this is awkward...

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You give me a wide on

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A card to show your foof's appreciation...

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You make me moist

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Say it out loud... MOIST.

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