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To the home of The Cunning Linguist, a potty mouthed hipster with a penchant for the obscene, a tongue like a whip and a pen that has bruised many an ego. Here you will find his greatest works, a collection of funny cards and rude gifts portraying some of the finest insults known to man. Brace yourself for some exquisite one-liners and magnificent put-downs.

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