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Is your pal pulling a sickie AGAIN? It’s time to name and shame that bitch with a very unsympathetic get well soon card. Safe to say that no-one in our office ever bunks off work, they know what will be sat on their desk the next morning.

Get well soon / deepest sympathies

Product Code: GWS003

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The thought was there, you're just too late.

The thought was there, yo..
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Get well soon you fucking pussy

Product Code: GWS004

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Enough of being a cry baby already.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

Enough of being a cry bab..
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Get well soon you lying shit

Product Code: LV015

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You say you're ill, but we all know you're just fucking hungover.

You say you're ill, but w..
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Got a headache...

Product Code: GWS005

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This one's for the attention seeker in the office. Shut up Nancy we don't care!

This one's for the attent..
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