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FORWARD & CHEEKY

Whether you're married and trying to express some emotion or single and just ready to shoot your shot,  these romantic cards are for you.


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I bleached my arse for your birthday

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When you're ready for some light rimming.
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When you're ready for som..
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I hope your birthday is shit

Product Code: LV019

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Just fuck off.
Just fuck off...
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I love to masturbate over you

Product Code: LV020

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Whilst scrolling through your Instagram.
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I shaved my balls for your birthday

Product Code: LV022

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Always cup the balls.


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I shaved my fanny for your birthday

Product Code: LV024

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Give it a week until the bush is back.


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I want to finger you silly

Product Code: LV018

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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?


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I want to jizz on your face

Product Code: LV028

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Who fancies a facial?

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I want to lick your genitals

Product Code: LV031

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Bring that crotch right over here...
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I want to spoon the shit out of you

Product Code: LV029

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Shotgun little spoon.
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Time to celebrate your ruined vagina

Product Code: LV027

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Time for a few kegels.
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You're my favourite fuck buddy

Product Code: LV025

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It was close but you came out on top.


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Your beard makes me wet

Product Code: LV026

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Can I sit on it?
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Your bum gives me a boner

Product Code: LV021

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Dat ass!
Dat ass!..
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Your present is really shit

Product Code: LV023

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It's not even worth opening.
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