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THE CUNT RANGE


Undoubtedly the most controversial range we have to offer. The C bomb is always the word guaranteed to divide a friendship group. If wielded at the wrong time or in the wrong place, relationships can be destroyed.


With that in mind, we suggest that you only gift these bad boys to your nearest and dearest, those with the darkest senses of humour and skin as thick as a rhino.



Bald cunt

Product Code: CR004

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're bald. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're bald. You're a cun..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Birthday cunt

Product Code: CR002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

It's your birthday. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


It's your birthday. You'r..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Fat cunt

Product Code: CR010

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're fat. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're fat. You're a cunt..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Ginger cunt

Product Code: CR011

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're ginger. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're ginger. You're a c..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Just a cunt

Product Code: CR013

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're just a cunt, plain and simple.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're just a cunt, plain..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Lazy cunt

Product Code: CR006

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're lazy. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're lazy. You're a cun..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Miserable cunt

Product Code: CR009

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're miserable. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're miserable. You're ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Old cunt

Product Code: CR008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're old. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

You're old. You're a cunt..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sassy cunt

Product Code: CR001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Bring on the sass.

Bring on the sass...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Skinny cunt

Product Code: CR005

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're skinny. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're skinny. You're a c..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Smelly cunt

Product Code: CR012

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You smell. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You smell. You're a cunt...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sweaty cunt

Product Code: CR007

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're sweaty. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


You're sweaty. You're a c..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Ugly cunt

Product Code: CR003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You're ugly. You're a cunt.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

You're ugly. You're a cun..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
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