CONGRATS / SORRY
Hip hip hooray, you’ve just passed your exam. Shame you’re a cunt. Oops did I say that out loud? I meant well done.
Admit it, you fucked up and now you’ve got to grovel your way out of the situation. Here you are spending £2.99 on a card that’s actually going to get you in more trouble than you were in the first place. Money well spent in our eyes. Just make sure you go full on puppy dog eyes when she opens it.