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BABIES & BIRTHS

Well this category really opens up Pandora’s box. In fact I heard Pandora needed 18 stitches to sew her box back up after squeezing that baby out. Its head was MASSIVE. Anyway, we digress…


Joking aside, bringing a baby into the world is one of the greatest joys in life, so why not remind your friend how much you don’t envy her baggy fanny and the next 18 years of misery she has to endure.



A new baby! Your poor vagina

Product Code: BBS001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Need we say more...

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an addition coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Need we say more...SIZE: ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

It's a boy! Your poor vagina.

Product Code: BBS003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Goodbye tight fanny, hello motherhood.

Goodbye tight fanny, hell..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

It's a girl! Are you sure it's his?

Product Code: BBS006

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

She's looking a lot more... tanned... than her father!

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


She's looking a lot more...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

It's a girl! Your poor vagina

Product Code: BBS002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Bring on the panty-liners because you'll never have a dry laugh again.

Bring on the panty-liners..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
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