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Product Code: LGBT009
For that friend who is all types of homosexual.
SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)
Includes an addition coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.
Product Code: BBS004
I feel a DNA test is in order.
Product Code: BBS001
Need we say more...
Product Code: AG001
Stop tugging that joystick for 2 minutes and appreciate this fucking card!
Product Code: INSLT002
For that friend that makes it all about them.
Product Code: CR004
You're bald. You're a cunt.
Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.
Product Code: CR002
It's your birthday. You're a cunt.
Product Code: WR005
Wahey, it's your birthday. Doesn't stop you being a wanker.
Product Code: BAW020
There always one friend with a face like a slapped arse.
Product Code: FW003
See ya pal, don't let the door knock your fat ass on the way out.
Product Code: AG002
We're adults now, we want to shoot on something else...
Product Code: INSLT003
A softer way to tell your friends what you think of them.
Product Code: LGBT001
C'mon! You know. We know. Let's just have a coming out party.
Product Code: MISC004
Fingering is under rated and we're bringing it back.
Product Code: LGBT003
Some girls just like to lick fanny.
Product Code: BAW007
Who comes to mind for this card?
Product Code: LGBT011
Your breath smells a bit like.... COCK
Product Code: BAW003
Does your mate get home at 4am after stuffing her face with chode all night? She sounds like a cock gobbler.
Product Code: MISC006
Extra points if you can keep it in the lines.
Product Code: WED003
What have you done you silly people!
Product Code: BAW004
Some people are just mad for it. Bukake anyone...?
Product Code: INSLT009
Who's a cunt? --> THIS GUY <--
Product Code: BAW015
Not for the faint-hearted.
Product Code: INSLT006
Don't let the pretty colours distract you, it's still offensive.
Product Code: BAW008
We're not judging.
Product Code: WED002
About fucking time, we've been waiting long enough.
Product Code: MISC005
Some fannies can only be described as fabulous.
Product Code: CR010
You're fat. You're a cunt.
Product Code: WR006
You already know who you're getting this for. That person always clogging up your news feed...
Product Code: HB003
Admit it, we've all done this to our fridge at some point.
Product Code: BAW010
It can be said endearingly, although we did mean it as an insult.
Oh crap, you're still here! My bad.
Product Code: INSLT010
Fucktard: Noun - a contemptible or stupid person.
Product Code: LGBT004
These guys work their arses off, but you'll only ever see them come in the back door.
Product Code: LGBT008
Not everything gay involves rainbows.
Product Code: GWS003
The thought was there, you're just too late.
Product Code: GWS004
Enough of being a cry baby already.
Product Code: LV015
You say you're ill, but we all know you're just fucking hungover.
Product Code: CR011
You're ginger. You're a cunt.
Product Code: GWS005
This one's for the attention seeker in the office. Shut up Nancy we don't care!
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