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MISCELLANEOUS

We’ve dumped all the cards here that we couldn’t be arsed to sort into a category. Yes, we’re lazy fuckers but we hope you’ll find them funny all the same. Now get browsing!



Arcade birthday wanker

Product Code: AG001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Stop tugging that joystick for 2 minutes and appreciate this fucking card!

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an addition coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.


Stop tugging that joystic..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Boobie invaders

Product Code: AG002

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

We're adults now, we want to shoot on something else...

We're adults now, we want..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Got a headache...

Product Code: GWS005

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

This one's for the attention seeker in the office. Shut up Nancy we don't care!

This one's for the attent..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Happy fucking whatever

Product Code: HB008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Fuck the occasion, this one caters for all your needs.

Fuck the occasion, this o..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

I put semen in your card

Product Code: MISC003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Does this card smell like jizz to you?

Does this card smell like..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

I'm a mother fucking unicorn

Product Code: MISC001

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

We all have a crazy friend who thinks they're a unicorn.

We all have a crazy frien..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Pacman Cunt

Product Code: AG003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
Chase those bastards you little cunt!
Chase those bastards you ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry I'm a shit daughter

Product Code: SRY004

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

You've fucked up, so now's your time to make amends. £2.99 on a card should do it, right?

You've fucked up, so now'..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry I'm a shit non-binary child

Product Code: SRY005

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry you're shit? Check.

Don't conform to socially constructed genders? Check

This beauty is for you.

Sorry you're shit? Check...
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry I'm a shit son

Product Code: SRY003

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

The first stage is acknowledgement. Acknowledge you're shit.

Stage 2, buy this card.

Stage 3, go back to being shit.

The first stage is acknow..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry to hear you're single, can we fuck?

Product Code: PSTL008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Sorry for your loss, now take off your pants.

SIZE: A6 (105mm x 148mm)

Includes an additional coloured envelope and The Cunning Linguist wax seal, for that extra touch.

Sorry for your loss, now ..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Your breath stinks of dog shit

Product Code: INSLT008

£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49

Do us all a favour and brush those fucking teeth!

Do us all a favour and br..
£2.99 Ex Tax:£2.49
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